homoqueerjewhobbit:

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

teaboot:

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

teaboot:

teaboot:

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

^

And also some cohort differences, and some things which are taken as read by some but explicitly called out by others based on different understandings of the particular language and naming conventions. To be brief.

shavsmitchell:

She would be known by history as The Maid of Gevaudan. But her real name was Marie-Jeanne.

teaboot:

official-boob-posts:

I’ve literally never heard this hello?

Also are horses predators in Christianity??

That is either the best or the worst pastor to have ever lived

melioristicbeast:

Oh, to be crushed underneath your werewolf boyfriend 💭

tothebestofmyabilities:

nudityandnerdery:

Happy anniversary to Zero Cool.

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

Their friend is helping her daughter’s boyfriend’s mom to throw a 200-guest surprise engagement party for her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend. The daughter and the bf are not engaged. Neither of them have even discussed planning to get engaged with their respective mothers. The moms are going to surprise the bf with his late grandmother’s ring at the party and tell him it’s time to propose to his gf. In front of 200 friends and family members. Just an absolute nightmare scenario.

Oh the kicker is that the pretense they’re inviting people under is that it’s a surprise “congrats on passing the bar” party for the bf. A thing he is currently stressing about having to take for the second time and may not pass. So it may turn into a 200-person surprise “sorry you failed to pass the bar for the second time, here’s your grandma’s ring, go propose anyway” party, which is a near-incomprehensible level of public humiliation.

Originally posted by mediamassacre

fairycosmos:

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it’s like bearing a curse